World's Easiest Quiz

(Passing requires 4 correct answers, no cheating!!)


1) How long did the Hundred Years' War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get cat gut?

4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane?



Remember, you need 4 correct answers to pass.

Check your answers below.




ANSWERS TO THE QUIZ

1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

116 years

2) Which country makes Panama hats? Ecuador

3) From which animal do we get cat gut? Sheep and Horses
4) In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution? November

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of? Squirrel fur

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal? Dogs

7) What was King George VI's first name? Albert

8) What color is a purple finch? Crimson

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from? New Zealand

10) What is the color of the black box in a commercial airplane? Orange (of course)

Good Moral Story

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he

thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach
her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor
told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to
give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.

Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears
you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a
response."

That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was
in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see
what happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?"

No response.

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

Still no response.

Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his

wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"

Again he gets no response so,

He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's
for dinner?"

Again there is no response.

So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?"

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"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

Moral of the story:
The problem may not be with the other one as we always think,
could be very much within us..!

Enthusiastic Salesman

A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door.Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.
" Madam, if I could not clean this up with the use of this newpowerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this s...!" exclaimed theeager salesman."Do you need chilli sauce or ketchup with that?" asked the lady. The bewildered salesman asked, " Why, madam?""There's no electricity in the house..." said the lady




MORAL: Gather All resources be4 working on any project...!! !

THE ANT AND THE CONTACT LENS

(True story by Josh and Karen Zarandona)

Brenda was a young woman who was invited to go rock climbing.
Although she was scared to death, she went with her group To a
tremendous granite cliff. In spite of her fear, she put on the gear,
took a hold on the rope, and started up the face of that Rock. Well, she
got to a ledge where she could take a breather. As she was hanging on
there, the safety rope snapped against Brenda's eye and knocked out her
contact lens. Well, here she is on a rock ledge, with hundreds of feet
below her and hundreds Of feet above her. Of course, she looked and
looked and looked, hoping it had landed on the ledge, but it just wasn't
there. Here She was, far from home, her sight now blurry. She was
desperate and began to get upset, so she prayed to the Lord to help her
To find it. When she got to the top, a friend examined her eye and her
clothing for the lens, but there was no contact lens to be
Found. She sat down, despondent, with the rest of the party,
waiting for the rest of them to make it up the face of the cliff. She
Looked out across range after range of mountains thinking of that Bible
verse that says: "The eyes of the Lord run to and fro Throughout the
whole earth." She thought, "Lord, You can see all these mountains. You
know every stone and leaf, and You know Exactly where my contact lens
is. Please help me."
Finally, they walked down the trail to the bottom. At the bottom
there was a new party of climbers just starting up the face of the
cliff.
One of them shouted out, "Hey, you guys! Anybody lose a contact
lens?" Well, that would be startling enough, but you know why the
Climber saw it? An ant was moving slowly across the face of the rock,
carrying it.

Brenda told me that her father is a cartoonist. When she told
him the incredible story of the ant, the prayer, and the contact lens,
he Drew a picture of an ant lugging that contact lens with the words,
"Lord, I don't know why You want me to carry this thing. I can't eat it,
And it's awfully heavy. But if this is what You want me to do, I'll
carry it for You." I think it would probably do some of us good to
Occasionally say, "God, I don't know why you want me to carry this load.
I can see no good in it and it's awfully heavy. But, if you want Me to
carry it, I will."

God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.

Hunting License

A sardar went hunting one day in Ontario and bagged three ducks. He
put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home
when he was confronted by an honorary game warden who didn't like
sardars.

The game warden ordered the sardar to show his hunting license, and
the sardar pulled out a valid Ontario hunting license. The game warden
looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the
ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, "This duck ain't from Ontario. This
is a Quebec duck. You got a Quebec huntin' license, boy?" The sardar
reached into his wallet and produced a Quebec hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second
duck, sniffed its butt, and said "This ain't no Quebec duck. This
duck's from Manitoba. You got a Manitoba license?" The sardar reached
into his wallet and produced a Manitoba hunting license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
butt, and said, "This ain't no Manitoba duck. This here duck's from
Nova Scotia. You got a Nova Scotia huntin' license?" Again the sardar
reached into his wallet and brought out a Nova Scotia hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled
at the sardar "Just where the hell are you from?" The sardar smiled
turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, "You tell me,
you're the expert .".

Sweets at my desk...

Subha Utha, Nahaya ..Mast Deo Lagaya...
Usko Yaad Kiya Aur Muskuraya...

Muskurahat Ka Karan Tha , Kya Sapna Liya Tha Raat Ko
Main Company Ka Ceo Aur My Dream Girl Was My Pmo.

Mann To Kiyan So Jaon, Swapn Ki Duniya Mein Laut Jaun...
Phir Socha Uski Jhalak Paani Hain Office Mein, Kahin Late Na Ho Jaun...

Goggles Lagaya Style Mein, Sutta Niptaya,
Bike Kiya Self Start, Accelerater Maara

Pahooncha Office...Card Swipe Kara..
Khola Pc ...Lotus Notes Top Par Mail Uska Paaya...

Mailbox Dekh Sanatta Chaya..
Uska Mail Ka Subject Humien Na Bhaya..

Ek Baar Phir Kiya Mail Ka Subject Check
Oh No ..Not Again..Same Words..."Sweets At My Desk"

Darte Darte Khola Mail...Andar Wedding Invitation Paaya...
Lo Bhaiya Lut Gayee Duniya...Mandraya Kala Saaya...

Dukhi Mann Se Socha ...Chalo Ek Baar Contents To Padd Le..
Naam Kya Hai Ladke Ka...Details Se Rubaru To Ho Le...

Phir Ek Baar Mann Chakkar Khaya...Uska Naam Kahin Naa Paaya..
Mail Ka Phir Se Audit Kiya...Dil Ko Ncr Report Acha Aaya...

Mail Ke Subject Se Achi Mail Ke Body Nikli..
Jiski Shaadi Thi ..Woh To Uski Sister Nikli...

Bhujti Hui Low Phir Phadphadai...
Ek Umeed Jaagi..Asha Ki Ek Kiran Nazar Aayee.

Josh Bhare Kadmon Se Rukh Kiya Uske Cubicle Ki Aur...
Ab Sirf Uskee Jhalak Nahin ..Yeh Dil Maange More..

Aaj Tak Cubicle Ki Diwaron Se Dekha Tha Usko..
Dekhte Hee Usne Bola ..Lo Dear, Sweets Lo..

Humne Suna "Dear" , Humne Kaha Ab No Fear.
Kiya Jhuki Aankhon Se Usko Stare, Uthaya Sweats Ka Apna Share..

"Dear" Shabd Kitna Acha Lagne Laga Tha....
Uske Aur Mere Beech Ka Loc Ab Mitne Laga Tha...

Baton Hi Baton Mein Usko Bataya Mail Padke Hua Confusion Tha
Reply Jo Bataya Usne, Phir Se Chida Kargil Tha..

Phir Se Low Bhuj Gayee Thi, Umeed Mit Gayee Thi ....
Uski Sagai Ki Mail To Ek Hafte Pahle Bounce Back Ho Chuki Thi...

Maa Kasam Ek Hi Gaana Yaad Aa Raha Tha Cham Se...
Kasam Ki Kasam , Yeh Pyaar Na Hoga Ab Humse...

O Haseeno Sun Lo Meri Iltaaja,
Please Mat Hona Humse Khafa,
Kuch Bhi Ho Jaaye Ab Na Hoga Adjust,
Ab Mat Daalna Mail With Subject "Sweets At My Desk"

49-O in Constitution of India

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section " 49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that he doesn't want to vote anyone!

Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly notorious leaders have never disclosed it.
This is called "49-O".
Why should you go and say " I VOTE NOBODY"... because, in a ward, if a candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that
particular ward has received "49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling will be cancelled and will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the candidature of the contestants will be removed and they cannot contest the re-polling, since people had already expressed their decision on them. This would bring fear into parties and hence look for genuine candidates for their parties for election. This would change the way; of our whole political system... it is seemingly surprising why the election commission has not revealed such a feature to the public....

Please spread this news to as many as you know...
Seems to be a wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in India ... show your power, expressing your desire not to
vote for anybody, is even more powerful than voting... so don't miss your chance. So either vote, or vote not to vote (vote 49-O) and pass this info on...

Use your voting right for a better INDIA