Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Mobile Power

A RENOWNED DOCTOR FROM HYDERABAD ADVISES AS BELOW:


MOBILE PHONES SHOULD BE USED AS A EMERGENCY OPTION ONLY.


DO NOT USE EAR PHONES MORE THAN 30 MINUTES A DAY OTHERWISE YOU WILL DEVELOP HEARING PROBLEMS.


DON’T PUT MOBILES IN THE SHIRT POCKET. BE AWAY TO ITS RADIATIONS AT THE TIME OF RINGING.



1 Egg
2 Mobiles
65 minutes of connection between mobiles.
We assembled something as per image:




Initiated the call between the two mobiles and allowed 65 minutes approximately...
During the first 15 minutes nothing happened;
25 minutes later the egg started getting hot;
45 minutes later the egg is hot;
65 minutes later the egg is cooked.


Conclusion: The immediate radiation of the mobiles has the potential to modify the proteins of the egg. Imagine what it can do with the proteins of your brains when you do long calls.

Please try to reduce long time calls on mobile phones and pass this mail to all your friends you care for.

Do not allow children below 20 year to handle mobile phones as it may cause damage to brain. Karnataka Govt banned mobile usage by children below 16 years.

joke

A lady walked into a drug store and told the pharmacist she needed some cyanide.

The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"

The lady then explained she needed it to poison her husband.

The pharmacist's eyes got big and he said, "Lord have mercy, I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband!

That's against the law! I'll lose my license... They'll throw both of us in jail and all kinds of bad things will happen! Absolutely not! You can NOT have any cyanide!"

Then the lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband having dinner in a restaurant with pharmacist's wife.

The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied,

"Well, now… You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Monday, September 17, 2007

Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

Speech by Bryan Dyson (CEO of Coca Cola)

"Imagine life as a game in which you are juggling some five balls in the air. You name them - work, family, health, friends and spirit and you're keeping all of these in the air.

You will soon understand that work is a rubber ball.

If you drop it, it will bounce back.

But the other four Balls - family, health, friends and spirit - are made of glass. If you drop one of these; they will be irrevocably scuffed, marked, nicked, damaged or even shattered. They will never be the same. You must understand that and strive for Balance in your life."