49-O in Constitution of India

Did you know that there is a system in our constitution, as per the 1969 act, in section " 49-O" that a person can go to the polling booth, confirm his identity, get his finger marked and convey the presiding election officer that he doesn't want to vote anyone!

Yes such a feature is available, but obviously these seemingly notorious leaders have never disclosed it.
This is called "49-O".
Why should you go and say " I VOTE NOBODY"... because, in a ward, if a candidate wins, say by 123 votes, and that
particular ward has received "49-O" votes more than 123, then that polling will be cancelled and will have to be re-polled. Not only that, but the candidature of the contestants will be removed and they cannot contest the re-polling, since people had already expressed their decision on them. This would bring fear into parties and hence look for genuine candidates for their parties for election. This would change the way; of our whole political system... it is seemingly surprising why the election commission has not revealed such a feature to the public....

Please spread this news to as many as you know...
Seems to be a wonderful weapon against corrupt parties in India ... show your power, expressing your desire not to
vote for anybody, is even more powerful than voting... so don't miss your chance. So either vote, or vote not to vote (vote 49-O) and pass this info on...

Use your voting right for a better INDIA

a ZEHAR: Deadly PJ..zabardast

Bade dino k baad zabardast Deadly PJ
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CAN YOU SOLVE THE MATRIX??????


Q. Below is a 2 BY 2 matrix.

(remember jo jeeta wahi sikander song ....)

[ pehla nasha pehla khumar , ????????? ]

[ ???????? , ???????? ]



The element in the 1st row, 1st column is 'pehla nasha pehla khumar'.

Can you tell me the values of other 3 elements of this matrix?



Forgot Arrays ?? try try JJJ.......

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Ans:



The complete matrix is as shown below:



[pehla nasha pehla khumar , pehla nasha dusara khumar]

[dusara nasha pehla khumar , dusara nasha dusara khumar ]

Arz kiya hai...

Kitni Azziyat Say Uss Ne Mujh Ko Bhulaaya Hoga...
Meri Yadoon Ne Ussay Khoob Rulaaya Hoga..

Baat Be-Baat Aankh Uss Ki Jo Chhalkee Hogi.......
Uss Ne Chehre Ko Baazuon Main Chupaaya Hoga...

Socha Ho Ga Uss Ne Din Main Kaee Baar Mujhay.......
Naam Hatheli Par Bhi Likh Likh Kay Mitaaya Hoga...

Jahan Uss Nay Mera Zikkr Suna Hoga Kisi Say..
Uss Ki Aankhon Main Koi Aansoo Tou Aaya Hoga..

Raat Ke Bheetnay Tak Neend Na Aai Hogi Tujhay........
Tunay Takkiye Ko Bhi Seenay Se Lagaaya Hoga..

Hokay preshan Meri Yadoon Se Tunay Jane.........
Meri Tasveer Pe Sar Apna Tikaaya Hoga......

Kitni Azziyat Say Uss Ne Mujh Ko Bhulaaya Hoga...
Meri Yadoon Ne Ussay Khoob Rulaaya Hoga……………………..

Top 9 Funniest Newspaper Classifieds

(Actual excerpts from classified sections of city newspapers)

1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.
(man....if only I knew A B C....)

2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once; you'll never go anywhere again.
(sure...thanx for the warning!)

3. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
(in months or years?)

4. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.
(check it out)

5. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
(howwww sweeeet)

6. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.
(wow! A free trip to heaven?)

7. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it. (uh...huh!)

8. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
(hey....who taught cows the bad habit??)

9. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
(nice work!)

UR PERSONALITY CHECK

There is a very, very tall coconut tree, and there are 4 animals:

King Kong, Ape, Orangutan and a Monkey passing by.


They have a competition to see who is the fastest to climb & get the banana.



Who do you guess will win?

Trust me your answer will reflect your personality. Try and answer within 30 seconds

Got your answer? Scroll down to see the analysis.

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If your answer is any of these ....


Orangutan = dull/stupid


Ape = foolish


Monkey = idiot



King Kong = stupid



Why?????


Coconut tree, doesn't have bananas..... ....!!


Obviously you're stressed and overworked. Take some time off and relax!!!

Appraisal and Resignation

A newly joined trainee engineer asks his boss "what is the meaning of appraisal?"

Boss: "Do you know the meaning of resignation?"

Trainee: "Yes I do"

Boss: "So let me make you understand what a appraisal is by comparing it with resignation"

Comparison study: Appraisal and Resignation

Appraisal	Resignation
In appraisal meeting they will speak only about your weakness, errors and failures.	In resignation meeting they will speak only about your strengths, past achievements and success.
In appraisal you may need to cry and beg for even 10% hike.	In resignation you can easily demand (or get even without asking) more than 50-60% hike.
During appraisal, they will deny promotion saying you didn't meet the expectation, you don't have leadership qualities, and you had several drawbacks in our objective/goal.	During resignation, they will say you are the core member of team; you are the vision of the company how can you go, you have to take the project in shoulder and lead your juniors to success.
There is 90% chance for not getting any significant incentives after appraisal.	There is 90% chance of getting immediate hike after you put the resignation

Who's Intelligent???

A Proof of which Gender is Intelligent

An English professor wrote the words:

"A woman without her man is nothing" on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly..

All of the males in the class wrote :

"A woman, without her man, is nothing."

All the females in the class wrote :

"A woman: without her, man is nothing."

Punctuation is powerful!!